Standing in line

Well, today is election day. And for a good chunk of you who are reading this, that means standing in line for a good two or even three hours. If there were was a time to find ways to keep yourself occupied, it would be now. These few ideas can be used anywhere, whether it's waiting in line to vote, get movie tickets, or your turn on that Disneyland ride you loved so much you got back in line a second time. These ideas may sound boring, but when your legs are shaking from an hour in a line, you start to get desperate.

Things to do in line

1) I guess first on this list would be the use of a cell phone. Text friends or fool around with the settings. If you have an iphone or something along those lines (lines...heheh), download a few of those free apps before you leave your home. They may be crappy, but you can delete them after you've played them.

2) Say your cell phone dies. Now what. This next idea only works if you are next to a road. I used to enjoy this game as a kid. Take a small wrapper or even a tiny rock. Wait for a car to drive down the road. When it is a good 10 to 15 seconds away, throw your small item into the road. If the car drives over your item, you win. I'm not sure exactly what you win, but come on, it's a good way to keep yourself occupied.

3) Play I-spy......... no... never mind don't do that.

3 again) As a kid, we all remember when we threw something towards the teacher's board at school, then acted like we didn't do it. Well yeah, I'm suggesting that now. Nothing is more fun than throwing a wrapper curve ball at an unsuspecting victim ahead of you in line. Make sure you only throw one item or people WILL get suspicious. You only make that mistake once...

Well I hope this helps you in line. Sure they're stupid ideas, but your going to get desperate. Oh well, at least it's better than a day Within a Cubicle.